Reitman is Dickin’ Grandma

No. I’m not making disparaging remarks about Annie Duke, the object of Joe Reitman’s affection. And even though I just wrote about Reitman going to the dogs on my Aimlessly Blog, I am not blog stalking Joe. It’s just that lately, he keeps “popping up.”

My brother emailed me this week, making me promise to watch The Shield last night. I had pretty much had my fill of angst-ridden cop shows whenThe Shield debuted, so it never made my watch list. About twenty minutes into it, I finally figured out why he sent me the email. There was Joe -cast as an adult video store owner and the victim of an attack.Later in the show we realize that his character is alsoa pornactor/director and that his attacker was the grandson of the star of his latest porn release: Dickin’ Grandma 3. Apparently his character donned a mask of Richard Nixonfor the Dickin’ Grandma series - thus theDickin’ was of the tricky kind. Since they tend to type cast in Hollywood, Inow am beginning to believe the rumors aboutReitman (who is an incredibly nice and talented guy - but maybe doesn’t boast ofyour classic leading man good looks)and howhe ended up scoring with Shannon Elizabeth (hisex) and Annie Duke.

I have a multiple of reasons why I chose this topic today. For one thing, I like Joe and want to see him gain on his ex in a google fight; so far, she has him almost 4-to-1. Joe still has Shannon outkicked on thegross poker cashes, however. The other reason is that, right now, thenumber one search phrase that people have found Calistri’s Corner with is “Mr. Limpy.” I’m really curious what new and degenerate searchers will find their way to the Corner with this post.

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 7th, 2007 at 1:19 pm and is filed under Uncategorized.