Quest of a Closet Poker Player

A late night of work as we prepare for our trip in a few hours, so I’m multitasking hitting a $1/2 LHE 6-max table when I catch lightning in a bottle twice.  Maybe I am still one of the greatest poker players around today.

The villain has an avatar that looks like a penis on a tree, for lack of a better term…

Nice to pick these hands up in one orbit…

PokerStars Game #7624419652:  Hold’em Limit ($2/$4) - 2006/12/27 - 00:51:06 (ET)
Table ‘Wabash’ 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: jburr ($251 in chips)
Seat 2: TooMuch1234 ($74 in chips)
Seat 3: marijus1000 ($77 in chips)
Seat 4: BREEDO43 ($30 in chips)
Seat 5: csquard ($168 in chips)
Seat 6: Yayas ($80 in chips)
csquard: posts small blind $1
Yayas: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to csquard [8c 8h]
jburr: folds
TooMuch1234: folds
marijus1000: raises $2 to $4
BREEDO43: folds
csquard: raises $2 to $6
Yayas: folds
marijus1000: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8s Js]
csquard: bets $2
marijus1000: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Tc 8s Js] [8d]
csquard: checks
marijus1000: bets $4
csquard: raises $4 to $8
marijus1000: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8s Js 8d] [5c]
csquard: bets $4
marijus1000: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
csquard: shows [8c 8h] (four of a kind, Eights)
marijus1000: mucks hand
csquard collected $40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42 | Rake $2
Board [Tc 8s Js 8d 5c]

Seat 3: marijus1000 mucked [Jc Qs]
Seat 5: csquard (small blind) showed [8c 8h] and won ($40) with four of a kind, Eights

PokerStars Game #7624432372:  Hold’em Limit ($2/$4) - 2006/12/27 - 00:52:04 (ET)
Table ‘Wabash’ 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: jburr ($231 in chips)
Seat 2: TooMuch1234 ($74 in chips)
Seat 3: marijus1000 ($76 in chips)
Seat 4: BREEDO43 ($30 in chips)
Seat 5: csquard ($188 in chips)
Seat 6: Yayas ($77 in chips)
jburr: posts small blind $1
TooMuch1234: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to csquard [Ad 5d]
marijus1000: raises $2 to $4
BREEDO43: folds
csquard: calls $4 (weak/tight special)
Yayas: folds
jburr: calls $3
TooMuch1234: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2d 4d]
jburr: checks
TooMuch1234: checks
marijus1000: bets $2
csquard: raises $2 to $4
jburr: folds
TooMuch1234: folds
marijus1000: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Ks 2d 4d] [2h]
marijus1000: checks
csquard: bets $4
marijus1000: raises $4 to $8
csquard: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2d 4d 2h] [3d]
marijus1000: bets $4
csquard: raises $4 to $8
marijus1000: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
csquard: shows [Ad 5d] (a straight flush, Ace to Five)
marijus1000: mucks hand
csquard collected $54 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $56 | Rake $2
Board [Ks 2d 4d 2h 3d]

Seat 3: marijus1000 mucked [Th Kd]
Seat 5: csquard showed [Ad 5d] and won ($54) with a straight flush, Ace to Five
I did do the online poker pause on the river of the quads to ensure I would get paid off.  Humbly, I admit that I am one terrific poker player.

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