Quest of a Closet Poker Player

So I’ve found the new replacement for poker. It’s called LineRider, and once you hit it you’ll never go back.

In this, you create a ski slope for the hatted guy/penguin (All-In thinks it’s a penguin) to sled down. You have to make sure he keeps going, doesn’t crash and fall off; otherwise, it’s free game to go on and on and on. I’ve moved up a few notches by keeping him moving and jumping for around seven minutes or so. It seems to be better than poker in that you don’t lose money and can’t get arrested, from what I know of it.

Kitten Cannon is another time-wasting endeavor developed by some terrorist group to bring overall productivity to its knees as well as degrade any learning capability of our youth. All-In had a sick score of 1197 ft, so holla.

The only thing sicker than either of these two is HU play on FullTilt. I have a new article on PokerWorks on HU play. Not exactly a strategy piece, so no worries there, but it can be as addicting as the aforementioned Linerider and Kitten Cannon. Especially after taking a hard earned $70 in Omaha H/L late last night after busting out in the Mook.

We’ve had a bunch of folks pimp away for CC’s Thursday Bash tonight on PokerStars. There is still time to get in on the freeroll chances. Here’s how you can get one of two free seats tonight:

Pimp my ride. Pimp CC’s Thursday Bash on your blog or website, including putting the banner up. Then shoot me an email with the link at csquard@gmail.com. All those received by 4:00PM tomorrow are eligible for the drawing to be held at 4:30PM. Include your PokerStars screen name, and I’ll transfer $11 to your account and let you know you’re the winner by 5:00PM.

Leave a comment. Give me your best answer to the following question: What is the one area that you are working on improving in your tournament play? Again, all comments received by 4:00PM Thursday are eligible for the second drawing, and I’ll post some of the best answers on Friday.

You can look at yesterday’s post and comments, and we’re at a dozen pimps to date. So keep it coming. AlCantHang has the Riverchasers.com tourney starting at 9:00PM tonight, I’m assuming on FullTilt. Double your pleasure.
Name: Riverchasers.com Tour Event #2
When: Thursday January 25th, 2007 9 pm ET
Game: NLHE
Buyin: $10+1
password: riverchasers

ADDENDUM 1:30PM

After CJ used his luckbox to throw down a number on Kitten Cannon, I’ve been forced to pursue it.  One single decent score of 1,123 with about a zillion 78’s and 205’s thrown in has put me on Kitten Cannon Tilt (KCT).  I need a cookie.

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