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Shannon Elizabeth defeats Rene Angelil. OK, I’ll buy that.

Shannon Elzabeth defeats Jeff Madsen. All right… I’ll give you two, lucksack.

Shannon Elizabeth defeats Barry Greenstein. The first sign that all is not right with the world. Be forewarned of the impending apocalypse. And didn’t she used to bang his son?

Shannon Elizabeth defeats Humberto Brenes. NBC is either cumming in their pants or freaking the fuck out.

Shannon Elizabeth. In the final four of the NBC National Heads-Up Poker Championship. Moving on to face Paul Wasicka in the semi-finals.

Shannon Elizabeth. Has three cashes in the WSOP. That is three more than I have.

Holy. Mary. Mother. Of God.

Personally I’m rooting for a Shannon Elizabeth-Kristy Gazes finale. They can play for the title, the money, AND a pair of crystal-encrusted Jimmy Choo slingbacks.

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