My Poor Pitiful Bankroll
is w-a-a-a-y down. I don’t know if the war has been tough on me or if I’ve been tough on the war. I’ve kicked through more than one tournament struggle, two of them in the $11 price range - and one of them was a re-buy tournament (didn’t know it until I’d sat in the game, but I didn’t take the re-buy). Most of my buy-ins have been in micro limit instead of low limit on Poker Stars.
In a NLH $1+10c with 2494 players, I made it to 289th place and won $2.24 for my efforts. I can’t even remember the hand I exited on.
Another NLH - $2.60+25c, with 4063 players, I made it to 518th place and pocketed $4.06. I was a bit disappointed with this tournament. Within the first two orbits, I picked up A-A and two players stacked off in front of me. What to do? What to do? Oh…my…what shall I do? (hahahahaha) One had Q-Q and one had J-J and Aces held up. That wasn’t the disappointing part, the part that hurt a bit was I barely picked up a hand that I would even want to look at the flop from the blind after that. I went totally card dead - fold - fold - fold and finally busted out. Luckily the one big pot I won was a coaster, I just pitched after that to make it as far as I did.
I played a 7 card stud $3+30c and managed to never win a hand, I don’t think anyway, it was a lot of pitching because my cards were everywhere on the board. The hand that beat me out, still mystifies me that someone would even play it, especially for a raise. The limit was $200-400 - the ante was $40, the bring-in was $60.
I had 1,684 in chips and the vilian had 2,554. I started with Qs-Jh-Qd. The vilian called the $60 bring-in with 6d-10c-8s. I raised it to $200 and he called $140 more. My next card was 9c, his was 7d. I bet $200 and he called. On fifth street, I caught the Jd and he caught just like he was supposed to - the 9h to give him a 10 high straight. I bet $400 - he raised $400 - I called. On 6th I caught the 4c and he caught 2s. I checked, he bet $400, I called. No help for me on the river with the 5s - he caught 3s. I checked, he bet $400 and I called my last $44. I was out.
I managed to place 40th in a 333 field of LH, $4+40c and won $7.32. Nothing exotically bizarre in this tournament, I just pitched. 
I played three other NLH tourneys, micro buy-ins, and went out with A-K each time. I had the perfect flop for those hands, and made a hand, but twice I ran into A-A. The other time it was A-J and he made two pair.
My biggest bankroll punisher has been the micro limit live games. At this rate I will be back to playing a free roll to try and start over again. My BR stands at $31.03. Moral of this story is, never piss off the Card Fairy.
And I’m jamming in another micro limit tourney right now…g’nite Card Fairy, sleep well you little bitch!



























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