Michael Craig's Journal

It was with shock and horror that I discovered that one of my posts has disappeared from the Internet. Poof, gone! Like it never existed. That post, of course, was my infamous November 13, 2006, post, “The Short, Brief Life of Pamela Anderson’s Poker Site.”

I think this has the scraggly-haired fingerpints of Bob “Kid Rock” Richie Anderson all over it.

The three of us - Pamela, Mr. Rock, and me - have to get together like adults and work this out. If that’s not possible, I hope he will listen to this plea:

Rock. I never meant to drive your wife toward me. It’s an effect I have on women, like an animal thing. If it is that personal to you, I could never enjoy a life with Pamela Anderson knowing I’ve hurt you so. I don’t know if I can patch up things between you, but I am willing to try. So please, call off your team of hillbilly-rap cyber-terrorists.

Between you, me, and Pamela, at least one of us is adult enough to put this behind us, and that’s all we need.

P.S. - If Iggy is your accomplice in this, I will agree to call off Chris Ferguson and Huck Seed if you stop tampering with my blog. I’ll even come right out and apologize for what Clonie Gowen did to Iggy. C’mon, Rock. Hair grows back.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 at 4:58 am and is filed under My favourites:.