Grubby at PokerWorks

The online casinos I play are devoid of any solutions for alternative deposit methods for the U.S.

Before Click2Pay closed to new U.S. accounts, I’d signed up and answered the security questions, but didn’t receive a call. I was sent an email with a link to sign in to my account, but the link immediately goes to a page that says my account has been locked.

Click2Pay hasn’t responded to emails, and their phone number just gives a series of beeps.

At one of the online casinos, I have a special host who answers emails quickly, and I asked about Click2Pay.

At issue was trying to redeem my weekly 100 percent match bonus of $200 if I deposited $200. I had no way of depositing $200.

She said: “We have been informed that they are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to severe storms in their area. This has also caused disruption in there telephone lines.”

That’s some serious spin, if I’ve ever heard.

She also said: “Should you not be successful in using your Click2Pay account, the alternative option to use would be a Master or Visa card.”

Which I did try, but was denied.

This looks like the end of my online casino days. As for poker, more in another post.

While on another online casino’s website, they have a popup spam that opens a fake chat window when you leave the site.

Here’s the transcript:

Jenny Says: Hey wait! Why not play on us for an hour? We’ll give you $500 and 60 minutes to make all the money you can… what have you got to lose? CLICK HERE.

Jenny Says: And best of all you can be playing for free in just minutes!

Jenny Says: Please type ‘HI’ or ‘HELLO’ in the space below to let me know you are there…

Jenny Says: Just let me know you are there…

You: salut

Jenny Says: Playing all your favorite games online couldn’t be easier… and isn’t it better with someone else’s money?

Jenny Says: We’ll let you play for a whole hour with our $500. What other casino offers that? Just CLICK HERE, download the software and enjoy an hour on us.

You: how do i withdraw?

Jenny Says: Mummys Gold Casino offers a variety of methods and options for withdrawing your winnings. Visit the Withdrawals pages for detailed information. CLICK HERE

You: can i get withdrawals in wendy’s gift certificates?

Jenny Says: With hundres of games to choose from including all your favorite table games, video poker, progressive jackpots and more, Mummy’s Gold is truly your all-in-one casino spot.

Jenny Says: Would you like the link back to the casino?

You: what are you wearing?

Jenny Says: My work clothes

You: can you put on a catholic schoolgirl outfit?

Jenny Says: This offer may not be available tomorrow and will certainly not be available anywhere else. It’s as easy as downloading, registering then clicking “START YOUR FREE PLAY”.

You: are you rooting for the bears or the colts?

You: remember refrigerator perry?

You: that was a big guy

You: i’m bigger (wink)

You: jenny?

Jenny Says: If you don’t win, no problem… because all you have lost is our money. Let’s see Vegas do that! CLICK HERE.

You: can you call my sponsor to see if it’s okay?

Jenny Says: Okay great. CLICK HERE to get started and enjoy all the excitement of live Casino action from your home computer.

You: do you like to huggle?

Jenny Says: For 24/7 customer support just CLICK HERE or call us at 1-888-851-2445 (US) or 1-877-835-5761 (CAN) or 0-800-051-6785 (UK).

You: do you prefer the chocolate or the vanilla frosty at wendy’s?

You: for being so nice to me, i would like to send you one as a gift of my appreciation and as a taste of what you will get if you go out with me

You: jenny, are you there?

Jenny Says: I’m still here. CLICK HERE.

You: are you free on saturday?

Jenny Says: We offer free money tables as well as some exciting promotions on our real money tables.

Jenny Says: We’ll give you $500 and 60 minutes to make as much money as you can. Or, if you’d prefer, we can give you a $25 sign up bonus to play at your own leisure.

Jenny Says: Just CLICK HERE to get started.

You: why do you think i can be bought?

You: let

You: let’s get this party started

You: jenny?

You: jenny, can i get the free money in drachmas?

You: jenny, is that a yes or a no?

Jenny Says: Remember, we offer a risk free flash no download version of our software. See what everyone is talking about with nothing to download. What have you got to lose? Just CLICK HERE.

You: if you respond after this, i’ll assume a yes

Jenny Says: Fantastic… just CLICK HERE.

You: fantastic… i can pick you up on friday.

You: look for the 1979 green pinto

You: i can honk for you outside, it’s pretty cold

You: jenny, do you like the dollar menu at wendy’s or mcdonald’s?

You: jenny, are you drying your hair?

You: when do you get off work?

You: jenny, do you mind a hairy back?

You: hello, are you there?

Jenny Says: Hi, thanks for chatting with me! We’re so sure you’ll love Mummy’s Gold Casino that we’re willing to let you play for a whole hour with our $500! Just CLICK HERE.

Jenny Says: Mummy’s Gold is powered by the multi-award winning Microgaming software and offers world class games directly on your home computer.

Jenny Says: Choose from any of our hundreds of games, including progressive jackpot games, table games, video poker, slots and others!

Jenny Says: This $500 for 60 minutes offer is only available for a limited time, why not give it a try?

You: that’s a relief, i thought i lost you

You: are you ready to bring sexy back?

You: do you mind if i call you christine? i have issues with the name jenny

Jenny Says: So, what do you say? Would you like a link back to our casino?

You: friday or saturday?

You: are you really a man?

You: you’re not a sexual predator, are you? i’ve seen them on the tv

You: do you have a myspace account?

Jenny Says: For a full list of games please CLICK HERE.

You: do you like to play games, christine?

Jenny Says: We do offer free/practice games. With our no-download flash version you can be playing for free in minutes! Just CLICK HERE to get started

You: i don’t need any practice, if you know what i mean

Jenny Says: All right, thank you for your time and have a nice day

You: wait christine don’t go yet

You: did i say something wrong?

You: christine, come back

You: christine, my angel

You: my angel of music

You: christine, what kinds of games do you like?

You: i like to play boggle. do you like boggle, christine?

You: hi

You: hello

You: how do i get out of this chat?

I then tried to return to the chat, but a cookie must tell it to only display once. I decided to go to the casino’s live help chat to confirm my date with Jenny.

Here’s the transcript:

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with ‘Mark’

Mark: We have not heard from you. Do you wish to continue the chat?

grubby: yes

grubby: hello mark?

Mark: Hi, howmay I helpd you?

grubby: may i please speak to jenny?

Mark: May I ask if you have ever spoken to a Jenny here?

Mark: A we do not have a person called Jenny?

grubby: yes, i just spoke with her

grubby: she may call herself christine

grubby: we were just chatting online from your website

Mark: I am sorry, we unfortunately do not have a Jenny.

grubby: was it all a lie then?

grubby: was this a setup?

grubby: she mentioned a free $500

Mark: We do have a $500.00 free play that is correct.

Mark: But we do not have a Jenny at our Casino.

Mark: May I ask which country your from?

grubby: does she have an indian name?

Mark: No, we are all South African.

grubby: it could be jennifer or christine

Mark: The person who just left the earlier shift was Rushda.

grubby: can you leave a note to rushda and tell her that i won’t be able to make it this weekend after all?

grubby: and that i don’t know what game she was playing, but rushda is a better name than jenny all day

Mark: Ok, will do. I do apologize for any inconvenience caused.

grubby: thank you mark

Mark: All my pleasure.

Mark: Sp good luck and keep well.

Mark: I hope I have answered all your questions?

grubby: one more unrelated thing? what do you think of charlize theron?

Mark: She was my neighbour. She grat person.

Mark: A great

grubby: grat or great, she’s given a real boost to south africa

Mark: Definately, we are all proud over here.

grubby: and she’s got great cans

grubby: mark?

grubby: mark? are you there?

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