Grubby at PokerWorks

The freeplay my hot little hands will be wrapped around for the Las Vegas trip (T minus six hours if I can grab my laundry in time, shower, and not miss my flight this time) is not just free money.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch. Except in Vegas. But in Vegas, there’s no such thing as freeplay.

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I’ve forgotten how old I am.

When asked on a form or in person, I stumble for a moment but am usually able to state my age, give or take a year.

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I had $2357 on Full Tilt as of last Wednesday, which included the $300 regular bonus and $200 PPA bonus fully cleared.

I could have stopped, cashed out, and perhaps had a check in hand to spend in Las Vegas.

And then 8/16 happened.

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I’m taking the first week of April off to spend lounging in Las Vegas and am loading up my time there with things to do so I’m not too tempted into playing slots.

I know myself enough not to make a blanket statement to not play at all. I know I’ll do anyway just because it’s in the blood.

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It didn’t take much. Full Tilt has gotten back into my good graces because of a pretty great offer running right now, made even better because it’s something I’m doing anyway.

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Two posts in one day. After posting about the PayTru card, I popped up Full Tilt, went to the “Requests” menu, and selected “Check my bonus offer.” This is what came up:

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Giftcards.com’s virtual card is back!

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The Heartland Poker Tour is going on the next couple weekends at Majestic Star in Gary, Indiana, and I’d be tempted to make the trek down there if bad luck wasn’t shadowing me like body odor on buses.

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I found out some things about myself last week.

1) I have a big head that’s disproportionate to my body.
2) I have a fondness for white trash strippers.
3) I haven’t lost my love for playing slot machines.
4) I’m hopelessly late.

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Casinos have a strange effect on me.

Inside, I’m completely awake, seldom tired, and not hungry. Once outside, my body collapses and desperately gorges on sleep and food.

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