Monthly Archives: March 2007
In Vegas, there’s no such thing as freeplay
The freeplay my hot little hands will be wrapped around for the Las Vegas trip (T minus six hours if I can grab my laundry in time, shower, and not miss my flight this time) is not just free money. … Continue reading
Bonus whoring the Chicago Transit Authority Part II
I’ve forgotten how old I am. When asked on a form or in person, I stumble for a moment but am usually able to state my age, give or take a year.
Full Tilt, full busto
I had $2357 on Full Tilt as of last Wednesday, which included the $300 regular bonus and $200 PPA bonus fully cleared. I could have stopped, cashed out, and perhaps had a check in hand to spend in Las Vegas. … Continue reading
Comping out in Las Vegas
I’m taking the first week of April off to spend lounging in Las Vegas and am loading up my time there with things to do so I’m not too tempted into playing slots. I know myself enough not to make … Continue reading
Full Tilt bonus for selected players (no deposit necessary)
Two posts in one day.
PayTru card trip report
Giftcards.com’s virtual card is back!
Heartbreaking Heartland
The Heartland Poker Tour is going on the next couple weekends at Majestic Star in Gary, Indiana, and I’d be tempted to make the trek down there if bad luck wasn’t shadowing me like body odor on buses.
Trailer trash stripping
I found out some things about myself last week. 1) I have a big head that’s disproportionate to my body. 2) I have a fondness for white trash strippers. 3) I haven’t lost my love for playing slot machines. 4) … Continue reading
Casino road tripping
Casinos have a strange effect on me. Inside, I’m completely awake, seldom tired, and not hungry. Once outside, my body collapses and desperately gorges on sleep and food.