Archive for July, 2007

I’ve been having some vivid dreams of being tortured.

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“I need to work on being charming,” I said.

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I’ve been playing illegal online poker while waiting 8.5 more hours for my illegal download of “The Office” to complete.

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Saturday night, saw a late night musical about cannibalism and then joined a friend for some nonstop binge drinking.

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I’ve been entrenched in reading the streaming PokerNews updates of the WSOP, even dreaming that they ended the day early because of excessive farting.

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“I knew you won $2 million; I didn’t know you won a bracelet.”

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It’s not often you run into people just like you who are as big a gambling idiot as you. And by you, I mean me. Most of the time I’m playing with grumpy blue-haired old ladies.

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