Grubby at PokerWorks

I’m like the party guest who refuses to leave.

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I’ve been playing illegal online poker while waiting 8.5 more hours for my illegal download of “The Office” to complete.

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Saturday night, saw a late night musical about cannibalism and then joined a friend for some nonstop binge drinking.

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I’ve been entrenched in reading the streaming PokerNews updates of the WSOP, even dreaming that they ended the day early because of excessive farting.

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“I knew you won $2 million; I didn’t know you won a bracelet.”

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It’s not often you run into people just like you who are as big a gambling idiot as you. And by you, I mean me. Most of the time I’m playing with grumpy blue-haired old ladies.

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Did I actually just turn down a game of strip poker with four drunk girls?
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One day I’ll wake up and realize slot machines are just not fun anymore.

The day that happens I’ll be out of a job.

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I’m not looking forward to my Vegas trip this weekend.

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I was about to post this when I see Ken scooped me, but I thought I’d post anyway to reiterate how a giant casino corporation can do so many things wrong and still stay afloat.

And it’s all because we humans are weak and are victims to that dopamine released when gambling (that’s my personal excuse, anyway).

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