Tony GEE Whiz

I see we have a new pokeresque site or at least a new site in the family. Tony has a fantastic – and I mean that at a number of levels – video out to share the good news with you degenerates and whip you into New Age shape.

I could use some of that. And Felicia would even appreciate a successful laying on of hands. As persons more familiar with smoke filled rooms with comfy chair we only need to leave for nature’s call and having both food and drink (not smoothies with carob powder) available without even arising, We are excellent candidate as was TonyG along with most of my sedentary readership. Let’s face it; PokerPeaker is a freak.

Enjoy the video blog.

I thought to inspire my buddy Felicia to a healthier lifestyle by sending her the video link to our reformed and fearless leader. I failed yet again. Her only comment coming back was,“Black sock on a tennis court?” The girl is evidently a Wimbledon traditionalist – no ifs ands or buts. Oh, she did give a small sop to the G-man. She said he doesn’t look as heavy in person as he appears on TV. Every stand-up must have 15 minutes on that topic. But, I’ll keep my plagiarisms to a minimum today and just let you think back to the one you enjoyed most.

My problem is one of the problem all broad based skeptics have. I think all this new age garbage is just that. I don’t know an oxidant from an oxidental. I doubt I’d have won the WSOP if I’d just had a bowl of blue berries. And the people I see in the health foods isle are the weird and unhealthy that don’t have a poker blog between them – even if weird/unhealthy is in the third question asked when qualifying for a poker blog.

As to all the roots and stuff that will keep me going into my dotage and beyond, that isn’t a goal. I see the poor souls that are bound to their wheelchairs or hobbling about with pride about the new tennis balls on their walker. Rather than try to live to then, put me on the opt-out list – I’ll take my chances .

As to trendy stuff like Sushi, read my lips, fire was a great invention. It has prolonged life in any number of areas. Included in that would be the killing of parasites in meat of all kinds – including human if your so inclined. Cooked meat is part of the reason more of us live out our 3-score and ten.

ADDENDUM:

MickeyD can kiss my McGrits.

You recall I got food poisoning on my last visit to one. Well, I got the ‘answer’ and that makes me wonder even more than considering if I should buy that jar of Gall Extract tablets I saw at the TonyG health foods store.

Hello James:

Thank you for taking the time to contact McDonald’s to bring your concerns to our attention.

We take your comments very seriously and because we are a franchised organization, we have immediately forwarded them to the franchise owner of the restaurant you visited. We are certain that the experience you described will be fully investigated and the appropriate action taken.

Again, thank you for bringing this matter to our attention.

Trista
McDonald’s Customer Response Center

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My cousin owns a couple of them in Florida. He struggled to get them for a couple of years and even attended Hamburger U. to get on their good side. He basically had to act like a total tool to get ‘onboard’ with the team. I’d trust him to resolve the issue. But, I don’t know the guy that has the two at the Knute Rockne Oasis from Adam or The Gipper. Could he be a N.D. and H.U. dual dropout? When I get a letter like the above, I wonder how many others have gotten such a placebo for the same franchisee. I think if they’d sent a note saying they didn’t give a rat’s ass, I’d have respected that more.

I should have bought a covered bucket at that Menard’s and mailed them ‘the proof’ so that they understood the matter better. I’ll lay you 8:3 that sweet Trista could be replace by a not to bright application along the lines of the old Eliza program. (come to think of it… just maybe…)

P.S. If you make me mad for being terminally stupid or I again prove I’m terminally stupid … when I email you a bucket of e-doo or such do not let that prejudice you against this site. I am probably just a Pokerworks franchisee — so Linda and Tony get a pass. That’s only fair, right? They are out of the loop because I am a franchisee and they shouldn’t have to worry about the brand, right?

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