It is the Weekend

And, it is caucus day in Los Vegas. The Unions are supposed to have rigged the caucus activity so that they are happening right in the casinos. Got a joke in that area in the email. I’d throw in a couple of political ones too but they are getting as nasty as the candidates.

Union Rules & Hookers—- (I think I heard this one at least 30 years ago.)

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, ‘Is this a union house?’

‘No,’ she replied, ‘I’m sorry it isn’t.’

‘Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?’

‘The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,’ she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, ‘Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.’

The man asked, ‘And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?’

‘The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.’

‘That’s more like it!’ the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

‘I’d like her,’ he said.

‘I’m sure you would, sir,’ said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, ‘but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.’

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A young boy enters a barber shop & the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over & asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters & leaves.

“What did ! I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone & replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

(The kid will be a poker player.)

ADDENDUM:

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I’m on a rush at the cheap seat Stud tables. Three double ups today.

Not that long ago I was in the mid to upper 60’s. Playing tight and getting the cards I need. PokeStars is being very kind.

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