Poker Perambulation

I’m starting to wonder if Michael Craig wasn’t the Mikey of TV ad fame. If so its been pretty down hill since. He’s recapping his digs for the WSOP. He’s the only guy who’s pad gets cheaper and worse by the year.

Next year he may need to borrow Grubby’s sign.

Last year he stayed in what later became the Ricin riddled residence of a fellow with similar luck. There he left his GPS in the car and needed a window replacement along with a new GPS. Oops!

When he wrote here, he was buddy buddy with Robin the Leech. Maybe the Countess that rented him this year’s pad shared their common interest in the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Who knew that the rich and famous don’t need water in their digs? He should have realized that those folks have a long history of using pricey scents to compensate for the lack of bathing facilities.

He should ask Pauly about the Redneck Rivera for next year. It is time for him to think about nicer digs than he’s been accustom to. No, he better not do that. Pauly is sharing with Caldwell in a nice condo with hot tub and all the upgrades you could ask for.

And he doesn’t want to talk to bloggers like MeanGene who’s waxing poetic about his free digs provided by PokerNews being so much nicer than the IP he’s used for blogger gatherings. I guess his Uncle Tilty is a true Dutch uncle.

We might have accommodated a bath compliments of the PokerWorks Staff. That is until he bad mouthed Pahrump.

As to the DevilFish…

Well, you have to consider that the well off muscle who has some weird rings that look a lot like brass knuckles is upgrading from a couple of rolls of quarters rather than making a fashion statement. They are handy in a back alley, parking lot, or to take out a Mercedes window to get at the GPS.

I think it is time for you to make a little peace here Mike while your nose remains fairly centered. Seeing that David bombed with Phil’s missus, you might fix him up with the countess. Although, you might not want them comparing notes.  Clonie is probably not taking calls from any of the three. That proves she far beyond just a pretty face.

ADDENDUM:

Good for IGGY who’s making a nice run in the big one and proves he is not just another pretty face at the tables.  His ears remain as pixie-like as ever. But that did make finding decent sunglasses a problem.

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