Bracelets for All

I’ve come up with a brilliant solution to all things poker. If this can be implemented, we’ll be able to sit at the tables and play poker while singing Kumbyya and roasting smores over a fire of craps rakes.

We get our grand buddy Pollack to pass out bracelets to one and all. I don’t mean those high style ones from the overpriced watch company. I mean serious, old Las Vegas glittering bling. The damn things are the odd man out problem in poker. When Benny Binion threw in the bit of glitz, he didn’t realize what he was unleashing. Most of the players back then didn’t either and hocked or sold the darn things post haste.

So, if they’d just sell the damn things

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