State o da Bankroll

Another month has rolled by and as I’ve become wont to do, it’s time for a review of the Maude’s bankroll. In short, it’s pretty pathetic. The long version – it’s pretty pathetic.

For all my pals out there who are finally able to retrieve their lost bankrolls and funds from NETeller let me offer one big “Whew!!!” I almost wish, though, I’d had some funds sitting in there with which I could fluff my bankroll which, did I mention? is pretty pathetic. Unfortuitously, however, I manged to pass my cashouts right through NETeller a couple of days before the freeze. Most went to Full Tilt and a small amount made it to my bank account.

The Full Tilt funds are all but decimated. If not for the monthly deposit for the little ad at my other site, I’d have nothing there. Which brings me to the offline bankroll which remains on the rollercoaster ride I wrote of a month ago. Three Fridays in a row I walked away from the Riverwind, leaving my stack behind, sprinkled amongst other stacks at the table. Then Okie-Vegas put another dent in my poker funds.

So now the swing is looking like this:

Which, coincedentally resembles this:

The first person who can identify what the second graph is graphing will receive a special prize – a coveted fridge magnet from my very own collection:

Lord knows he not doing me any good here……..