Sink It, Rusty

Cue the fanfare. Tonight I will make my triumphant return to the Battle of the Blogger Tournaments, donking out somewhere in the middle while being no threat at all to the top finishers. Ah…mediocrity.

I am, however, on the bubble for the end of season freeroll (me? On the bubble? the hell you say), so I hope to squeak into the points in order to keep alive the dream of donking out somewhere in the middle of that special event.

I’ve been missing the poker lately, but with all currently on tap I’ve had no time to play. I’m a little rusty. In fact, my rust has some rust on it. I suppose I’ll stop and get some primer on the way home to give my game a little makeover. My favorite brand of primer is Newcastle.

I have a couple favors to ask of my readers who live in countries outside the good ol’ US of A. One, can I stay at your house when I’m in town? Two, Mansion Poker is gearing up to run satellites to the WSOP. This is a great opportunity for those of you in countries that are not headed by dickwads to earn a Main Event seat. I suppose it’s open to Americans with proxy servers in Nicaragua, too.

See y’all this evening.