I’m Posting a Hand History
Sue me.
Because I have two very important questions:
1. Where do these people come from?
2. Why do they always beat me?
Full Tilt Poker Game #2555978918: $18,000 Guarantee (19023206), Table 29 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold’em - 0:15:31 ET - 2007/06/01
Seat 1: JoeSpeaker (1,470)
Seat 2: fold and repeat (1,385)
Seat 3: bigkidaz (1,880)
Seat 4: DueMoney (630)
Seat 5: misdeal13 (2,050)
Seat 6: BRINET (1,470)
Seat 7: trapstars1 (1,360)
Seat 8: GODZ (1,350)
Seat 9: plunga (1,905)
DueMoney posts the small blind of 15
misdeal13 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JoeSpeaker [9s 9h]
BRINET folds
trapstars1 calls 30
GODZ folds
plunga folds
JoeSpeaker raises to 105
fold and repeat folds
bigkidaz folds
DueMoney folds
misdeal13 calls 75
trapstars1 has 15 seconds left to act
trapstars1 is sitting out
trapstars1 has timed out
trapstars1 folds
*** FLOP *** [9d Jh As]
misdeal13 bets 30
JoeSpeaker raises to 180
misdeal13 calls 150
*** TURN *** [9d Jh As] [5s]
misdeal13 bets 30
JoeSpeaker raises to 600
misdeal13 raises to 1,765, and is all in
JoeSpeaker calls 585, and is all in
misdeal13 shows [Tc Kh]
JoeSpeaker shows [9s 9h]
Uncalled bet of 580 returned to misdeal13
*** RIVER *** [9d Jh As 5s] [Qc]
misdeal13 shows a straight, Ace high
JoeSpeaker shows three of a kind, Nines
misdeal13 wins the pot (2,985) with a straight, Ace high
JoeSpeaker stands up
That was a $75 buy-in tournament. Not a bank-breaker by any means, but at least two levels above where I figure I’d see that type of play. Hell, I put him on ace-jack with that “small-lead-bet-call” play that is so popular among morons.
Anyway, I beg your apologies and appreciate your indulgence.
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May 31st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Just fish flag him and pray you see him in a big cash game …
June 1st, 2007 at 6:51 am
I love that min-bet lead out every round. Smart. My guess is that if you pushed after the flop he would still have called. All those face cards in his hand musta looked awfully pretty.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:27 am
Maybe he thought his gutshot draw to a 6 card straight was worth it, since 6 card straights automatically win you a jackpot worth 1/2 of all chips at the table.
Oh wait, no they don’t.
June 1st, 2007 at 3:52 pm
What you have overlooked is that donkeys occaisonally win tokens in the $15 buy in $75 Token Frenzy.
Looked up misdeal13 in thepokerdb.com and we learn that he did not get in via token route. His stats are amusing.
1 cash for $140.40, largest buy-in $100, average finish 63/100, 22 tournaments played.
This was just fresh donkey meat that’s got more money than sense.
June 1st, 2007 at 10:51 pm
I am sweating you right now at the 28k.
You are ignoring me. I have posted witty comments both times you have doubled up since I started watching. Once with TT the other with AA. You did not reply to either. Not even a GO F YOURSELF! haha
I am just a regular reader/good luck charm, you were at 950 when I started watching now you are at 4150, coincidence, I think not.
GOOOO JOE!